The Nobody Gets Out Sober Floor Mat from MATSMITHS is a fun and functional addition to any bar or man cave. Mats feature a gray background with bold black text and a playful set of beer glass designs. The Nobody Gets Out Sober mat sets the mood for good times while keeping your space clean and tidy.
Whether you're hosting a party or enjoying a quiet evening, this durable as well as stylish mat ensures your guests know exactly what to expect while helping keep dirt and spills under control.
Since 1967, the Kleen-Tex family of brands has been a global leader in crafting durable, high-performance rugs built to endure heavy traffic and commercial cleaning. With Wash+Dry, we bring that same exceptional quality, durability, and safety into your home. Our rugs are designed to withstand daily wear and tear with the convenience of being fully washable in standard-sized washers and dryers.
Key Features
- Easy to Clean & Quick Dry: Wash+Dry rugs fit directly in standard home washing machines and dry quickly in standard home dryers.
- Low Profile & Non-Slip Backing: Low-profile tufted nylon rug is permanently bonded to a non-slip nitrile rubber backing so stays securely in place making it robot vacuum, pet, kid and senior-friendly, meeting ADA compliance standards.
- One-Piece Design: The rug is one piece, with no additional pad or Velcro, removing the hassle of disassembling and reassembling after washing.
- Trap Dirt & Moisture: Absorbent fibers trap moisture, mud, and debris, while the durable rubber backing prevents leaks; keeping floors clean and protected.
- High-Quality Materials: Crafted from durable nitrile rubber and polyamide, this rug is built to endure heavy foot traffic, ensuring long-lasting performance.
- Made in Europe & OEKO-TEX Certified: Tested and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified to be free from harmful substances, toxic chemicals, and allergens; Made in Poland and meets US regulatory requirements, ensuring a safe and eco-friendly choice for your home.
- 5 Year Warranty: Every Wash+Dry mat comes with a 5-year warranty covering any defects in workmanship; A 30-day, 100% satisfaction guarantee is included.
- California Prop 65 Information
Everyday care
- Shake or vacuum regularly and before placed in washer to lift surface dirt and pet hair.
Machine wash + dry
- Wash warm with mild detergent.
- Do not use bleach or fabric softener.
- Tumble-dry low or air-dry flat.
- Ensure floor and mat are clean and dry before placing the mat.
Need Help? We’re Here for You.
Our team is available Monday–Friday, 9 AM–5 PM EST
📞 Call: 888-701-6767
📧 Email: mats@washdrymats.com
Shipping Info
- In-stock mats ship via UPS within 24–48 hours from our Georgia facility
- Mats requiring additional processing ship within 5–7 business days
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your mat! If something’s not quite right, please review our Returns Policy for full details.
🌀 Please note:
- Return shipping is the customer’s responsibility unless the mat is defective
- Reach out to customer service before returning any items so we can guide you through the process
Payment & Security
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